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Well let’s see. I was born during the Blizzard of 1978 in Lima, Ohio. I have lived in Ohio all my life. I like it here. We have corn fields instead of oceans, overpasses instead of mountains and fog instead of smog. Sure it's not the promise land, but sometimes one doesn't need postcard worthy beauty on the outside to have it elsewhere. I'm a writer for fun, a Paralegal for profession, and while one pays the bills, one feeds my imagination, or perhaps my imagination feeds my writing...either way, Writing is as much of who I am as the color of my eyes, or the way that I smile. Blogs are great communication tools, and I'm here to communicate with YOU...yeah, you who's reading this right now....*assuming anyone's out there* *crickets chirp* Alrightee then, IF anyone should find themselves here, be it by accident or on purpose, welcome, glad to have you aboard. Throw anchor, stay awhile! Sunshine & Smiles, ~Heather Lynn~

Tuesday, March 12, 2013

Note to self:



THESE

+


IN THE FORM OF THIS:


+

USING THESE

TO CLEAN OFF YOUR FACE

=

DISASTER
A.K.A.
HAVING TISSUE STUCK TO YOUR LIPS
AND UNABLE TO GET IT OFF
WHILE SITTING AT YOUR DESK
AT THE FRONT WINDOW
HOPING AND PRAYING LIKE MAD
THAT NO CLIENT / GENERAL PUBLIC TYPE PERSON WOULD HAPPEN TO RING THE BELL AND NEED MY ASSISTANCE

FOLLOWED BY HAVING TO GET A WET WIPE TO CLEAN FACE OFF.

MY PROFESSIONALISM KNOWS NO BOUNDS.
HOW I GOT THIS JOB I'LL NEVER KNOW.
:)

Disastrously yours,
~Heather Lynn~


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