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Well let’s see. I was born during the Blizzard of 1978 in Lima, Ohio. I have lived in Ohio all my life. I like it here. We have corn fields instead of oceans, overpasses instead of mountains and fog instead of smog. Sure it's not the promise land, but sometimes one doesn't need postcard worthy beauty on the outside to have it elsewhere. I'm a writer for fun, a Paralegal for profession, and while one pays the bills, one feeds my imagination, or perhaps my imagination feeds my writing...either way, Writing is as much of who I am as the color of my eyes, or the way that I smile. Blogs are great communication tools, and I'm here to communicate with YOU...yeah, you who's reading this right now....*assuming anyone's out there* *crickets chirp* Alrightee then, IF anyone should find themselves here, be it by accident or on purpose, welcome, glad to have you aboard. Throw anchor, stay awhile! Sunshine & Smiles, ~Heather Lynn~

Thursday, February 13, 2014

HogWash




So the other day, I read an article on the Feral Hog Epidemic that is plaguing the united states at present.  Currently it is estimated that there are six MILLION Feral hogs on the loose.

Look at these Statistics, they are staggering:



With that said...

Can anyone tell me how we can have a HOG epidemic in this country that is 
SIX MILLION STRONG, 
yet I still have to pay $7.00
for a little bit of bacon at the grocery store?


I'm no genius,
and I suck at Math
but I'm thinking
Bacon Shortage + 6 Million Problem hogs = Bacon for everyone?!?!?

Did I add that right?
Are my calculations correct?



Tomorrow's Valentines day, the international day of love!
Tomorrow I'll be loving on Jerimy,
but today,
I think it's ok to say
 and I also love....


AND

It's a Bacon thing!

Happy Valentines Day Eve!

~HeatherLynn~

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