Musings of the TV Variety:

So tonight while face'timing with my sister Angie in Wisconsin, she says:

"Have you watched "Orange is the new black"....

Me:  "Yeah, why?  Did the new season come out and I missed it?

Her:  "No, I'm only like half way through the first season."

Me:  "Oh, whew.  ok.  Well yeah, I've watched it, I'm up to date and awaiting the next season to come out this summer.

Her:  "you look like Alex right now"

Now before I continue with this conversation I'm going to preface it by saying that I think Alex is beautiful and I absolutely have nothing against lesbians.  To each their own I say.  We may not bat for the same team, but we're all human.  And I'm a human who likes to mess with my sister!  Messing with Sister shall now commence.

Me:  You think I look like a giant lesbian?

Her:  No, well, I mean, I didn't mean it like that...I just meant,....

Me:  So I look like a lesbian, great!  Just what a girl needs to hear from her SISTER!

Her:  Ok, sorry, I mean, I think Alex is really pretty....If it makes you feel any better, I'll be Piper!

{Ironically, this is something only sisters say to each other and truly mean, and ultimately get away with saying to one another}

Alex and Piper

Me and My sissy

Me:  OMG!!  NO!  Don't you be piper, that means I look like the girl that wants to go down on you in the shower, and I'm your freaking sister!  ewwwwwwwww!!  that's worse, DON'T BE PIPER!!!!!

Her:  Oh, geesh, yeah, you're right, yeah that was bad, ok, ok, I'm not piper!

Me:  *laughing*...."I'm just messing with you Ang, I think Alex is really pretty, so thank you!

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In other news, I'm not sure that is very productive for a writer, who should be writing, to binge watch a tv show about a writer, with writer's block, who is spiraling out of control.

I could see this going badly for me.

Especially now that I have a slight crush on Hank Moody, aka David Duchovny.

I know I'm a bit late to the party here, but to the writer's of Californication & to David Duchovny who plays Hank Moody flawlessly and with astounding appeal and yet poetic grotesqueness, I send my gratitude for giving my procrastination a valid excuse! 

Also, one little thing to the writers of Californication....there's nothing wrong with BLOGGING!

*laughs*

Assholes!

With all my Luv & Respect.....

Here's hoping you have a good sense of humor about me calling you A-holes!

xoxo

~HeatherLynn~